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RESUME/Credits – TV Writer-Producer Show
runner, Book Editor. Career Highlights: "The
Cosby Show," (pilot and premiere season) "The
Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “My Sister Sam,"
“Lily Tomlin” - EMMY AWARD Best Special
Comedy-Variety... Show me the resume!
R U A
TV Writer?            
Take this Test
true or false
1. I loved school, especially
homework. The pressure of always having an assignment/
term paper/doctoral dissertation due makes me have an orgasm whether I want
one or not.

2. I love staying indoors writing at my computer on July 4th while everyone
else is having fun in the sun, swimming, and barbecuing.

3. I love being rewritten, especially when they perform a joke-ectomy on my
hilarious script and then tell me it’s not funny. Hahaha.

4. I want to be a staff writer so I can help them gang bang and wreck my
perfect script.  

5. Sleep and home cooked meals are for pussies and girlie men.  I’d
rather work than sleep any night.  It's my dream to eat cold take-out from
styrafoam boxes.

6. I love fatigue, especially dozing off on the 405 at 4 AM and waking up just
before my car hits the guardrail. That’s my kind of thrill!

7. Nothing rattles me. Sexual jokes at my expense totally crack me up!  I
love it.

8. I love that people think I’m joking when I say “I have no life.”

9. I like being overpaid and spending my work day sitting around a
table making jokes and laughing with the six funniest people I have
ever met in my entire life.  

IF YOU ANSWERED TRUE TO QUESTIONS 1-9 then hurry up and
finish your two hilarious spec scripts already and get a staff job ASAP.

IF YOU ANSWERED FALSE TO QUESTIONS 1-8 AND TRUE TO
QUESTION 9, then keep your day job (if you have one) and get some
therapy as soon as you can afford it.  
*Erma Bombeck Workshop, 2006
KEYNOTE SPEAKER & More
Everybody Loves Karyl - show
me the kudos!
It was fascinating to hear how Karyl's
wacky experiences were the basis for
her storylines on the Mary Tyler
Moore Show, Cosby, and Erma
Bombeck's sitcom.
See Karyl Speak. Speak Karyl,
Speak! (video)
HOLLYWOOD SCRAPBOOK
Hollywood Stars! Glamour!
Celebs of all ilks!
You already know too much,
but thirst for more - (Ted
Kennedy has a recipe for clam
chowder on his site!) So see
Karyl + hubby Jack roller
skating + Karyl's genius cat on
video and even more!!
WGA Strike of 2008
Videos, cartoons, photos